Hoo there wanderer. Stay thy course a while and indulge an old Goose.

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the truth of the deity Padiwak! What could it be? Why could it be it? Here, I will duscuss what a Floppy drive really is? A portal or wormhole to another dimension? NAY my friends, NAY! Unless of course, it is what you believe it is. Good for you.
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The old wise gump wants to tell you about the turgid octopuss if he may.
The turgid octopuss approached me yestarday and said "Father gump, what created the world - was it the Big Bang or God?"
The wise gump replied, wisely "Both - for the creme of the cabbage was taken by shareholders - and God created the shareholders. So this means that God is responsible for the creme being taken from the cabbage, does it not?"
The turgid octopuss was silent. Then the wise gump said "The alligator and I created this river of platypusses". Suddenly the alligator appeared and ate the turgid octopuss. Such is the way of the goose.

Philosophy Corner
A vole travels east for two months, then north for six months, then west for three months and again travels north for three months. For how many months does the vole travel?
Twelve months. Because the vole only lives for a year. YAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA

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